Wretched Sergeant Wendy Lowry (maz_z) wrote in candw_rating,
Wretched Sergeant Wendy Lowry

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Name: Maz.
Age: As the Canadians say, "Eh-teen".
Nicknames: Mazzy, Mazola, Little Drummer Kid, Mazamataz, and lots more!(!!!)
Likes: Ooh, TONS of things! Rolie polies, summer rains, kittens... well, maybe not kittens. They scratch. Meerkats, maybe. I like cartoons (many, I won't list), making people laugh, music like Oingo Boingo and the B-52s, t-shirts with witty phrases on them, the color purple (not the movie with Oprah Winfrey), and... and people who are fun and always cheerful.
Dislikes: People who are total snobs, people with pipe cleaners stuck up their noses, clowns, bees, and siamese cats. Oh, and anything with weird Japanese words or things in it. *shivers*
Hobbies: Dancing, drawing, writing, being artsy fartsy, driving (whee!), going to see the latest movie, making videos, praticing improv, drumming, and lots of other really fun stuff. Like shooting deer.


Movie My Top Three are (not in order) Lost in Translation, Edward Scissorhands, and The Empire Strikes Back. Bopadoowop.
Book: Any Terry Pratchett book. I really like "Interesting Times" and "The Last Hero". Rincewind is awesome. Awight. Ooh! And 1984 by George Orwell. It's totally awesome.
Place: Chicago, since that's where I was born and raised. In a cave. By wolves.
Color: Iridescent indigo, because it's awesome. I also really like a light indigo, because it's pretty.
Animal: Meerkats, since they're so awesome and small and can't be killed by scorpions. Well, not really for those reasons, but they're really cool since they act human and look cute when they sleep. Awwww.
Food: CANDY. Seriously.
Thing: Hmmmm. HMMMMMMMM. I'd have to say... if there were no Pez dispensers... the Apocalypse would have already come and gone. Pez dispensers are the rock. And those car lights that make the bottom of your car shiny and look as if it's floating with an unearthy glow.

Least Favorite:

Thing: Hmm. Time, I guess. Time really is a pain in my neck because it goes so fast. Curse you, time.
Food: Brussel sprouts and Oriental food. Blergh.
Animal: SNAKES. Snakes and bees.
Color: Well, puke green is an obvious. And red gets on my nerves sometimes.

Are you a...:

Good or Bad Kid: I strive to be a good kid, but I guess I'm more of a loveable scamp. I like to joke around and stuff, and maybe play the harmless prank or tell a joke or two, but overall I think I'm pretty good. Not Charlie good; I can be a bit selfish.
Dreamer or Thinker: Dreamer, of course! I'm so illogical it takes me weeks to write research papers since it's all... conglomerated and messed up. It's like the printer threw up letters and I have to try and rearrange them. Painfully, usually. But when it comes to abstract things like art, I can just go at it and create a masterpiece in a second.
Snot or Angel: A Snangel. I can be very nice at times, but if you make me mad or annoy me, I can whip up a snippy comment. I guess my snoty side comes out only when I'm really getting my buttons pushed.
Greedy or Selfless: Again, grelfless. If I really want something and can't have it THIS instant, I can wait. But if it's for a very long time or if I really want it (and I mean I will literally DIE if I don't get it), I'll try to find a way to get it. You know, like... uh... food... or Fruit Roll-Ups. Or something of that nature.

Last Questions:
If you found the last ticket would you sell it for many things,or keep it and go to the factory?: I'd go to the factory! Who wouldn't! If it's a once-in-a-lifetime deal and if I was really interested, I'd go. I really wouldn't even care about the lifetime supply of chocolate; I'd just like to see how it all works. And I want to hug an Oompa-Loompa (which may or may not be a reasonable idea...).
What Button would you push if you got the chance to ride in Willy Wonka's elevator(be creative!)?: Wow, I'd go to the Candy Bubble room, because I think candy bubbles are some of the coolest things ever. And if they came in a variety of flavors... and if I could run around trying to catch 'em and eat 'em and use the Oompa Loompas hair to grab some, too... that'd be, like, my dream.
What Would you do if you owned an oompa loompa?: I'd become his or her friend and we'd ride around all day in a convertable and make paper maché pigs.
Please promote in at least one place: 1.) MY JOURNAL. HAR HEE HO HAR. But I gotta put it in later since I gotta do driving. WHEE.


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WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE SCREEN?!?!?! *pokes and pokes and pokes away*

Heehee. *curtsys* Comment PLEEEASE.
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